What the heck is a porktrack?
Simply put, it is the Billboard Hot 100
song for the week of your estimated conception. The idea is that if any song, in the indescribably
vast collection of songs human beings have made in our years as a creative species, is likely to
be the song your parents did the deed
to, it's the #1 song in the country at that
How accurate is it?
Not very. The site takes your submitted birthdate, subtracts 40 weeks, then adds or subtracts
whatever offset you put in if you check the peculiar birth box. Real doctors can only kind of
estimate the date of conception, and they have real, tangible data to work with. This is just
a computer somewhere.
Why make this?
I really wanted to learn how to make a website. Also it amuses me greatly to see how people react
to their porktracks.
My parents don't listen to this kind of music. What about me?